The number five worst idea in anime was hatched by "lord" Il Palazzo from Excel Saga. He beleives that "this world is corrupt," and thus plans to take it over and recreate it in a more ideal way. However, to avoid pushing himself too hard, he plans to start by taking over the small city of F. However, Il Palazzo doesn't seem to want to get his ass off the chair and actually work toward his goal. So he decides to hire a phsyco teenage girl to do his work for him. Needless to say, this isn't gonna work. Not only do the tasks he sends her on have absolutely nothing to do with conquest, but a teenage girl and an old man in a cape obviously don't stand a chance against the entire freaking universe.Number 4
Tamaki Suoh has stolen the number four spot for worst idea in anime. The scene is, while riding a carriage and chasing after Tamaki and his almost-fiance in her awesome car, Haruhi bumps into the rim and falls of the bridge. (there's water below) Tamaki, being the brilliant quick thinker he is, decides to jump off the bridge after her. Seriosly...what does this accomplish? You're not an angel, Tamaki. You're not gonna be able to grab her and fly her to safety or anything. Oh, so then this is the romantic kiss scene for the fangirls, right? Wrong. It's the dissapointing lean in to kiss and then hug scene. So not only are you both going in the water, but you've just given all your fans a huge middle finger. Number 3
The number 3 spot goes to Yamada from B Gata H Kei. Yamada is a beautiful girl just starting high school. Everyone has goals to accomplish in high school. Make straight A's, get the lead in a play...or, in Yamada's case, have sex with 100 guys before graduation. Not only is this chick messed up in the head, but she has no earthly idea what she's doing. She knows nothing about how to seduce a guy, how to kiss, how to talk to a guy properly, or basicly any knowledge needed to accomplish this. Needless to say, nothing happens. (BTW if you guys had read my reviews you would know this already)
The number 3 spot goes to Yamada from B Gata H Kei. Yamada is a beautiful girl just starting high school. Everyone has goals to accomplish in high school. Make straight A's, get the lead in a play...or, in Yamada's case, have sex with 100 guys before graduation. Not only is this chick messed up in the head, but she has no earthly idea what she's doing. She knows nothing about how to seduce a guy, how to kiss, how to talk to a guy properly, or basicly any knowledge needed to accomplish this. Needless to say, nothing happens. (BTW if you guys had read my reviews you would know this already)Number 2
The second worst idea in anime goes to that of Masaki Akemiya from Sasameki Koto. So here's the dilemma: Akemiya is an ackward, dorky student council member who is in love with the super cool Sumika Murusame. It's true that she's way too good for him, but that's not the problem. The problem is, Sumika is in love with her best friend, Ushio Kazama. A girl. So how do you deal with being madlu in love with someone who doesn't like your gender? Most people would simply try to forget about it and move on, but Mr. Persistant has something else in mind. Crossdressing. First of all, think about it 
Akemiya: if a guy in your class, who you had very little interest in in the first place, came over to you dressed as a woman, would you just magicly fall in love with them? Nope. Sorry. Doesn't quite work that way. Second of all, when he does get the idea, he also starts modeling for magazines. Hello! Did you forget why you were doing this? You're supposed to be getting the girl, not signing up for Little Miss Transvest. This guy seriously needs to get his goals straight.
Akemiya: if a guy in your class, who you had very little interest in in the first place, came over to you dressed as a woman, would you just magicly fall in love with them? Nope. Sorry. Doesn't quite work that way. Second of all, when he does get the idea, he also starts modeling for magazines. Hello! Did you forget why you were doing this? You're supposed to be getting the girl, not signing up for Little Miss Transvest. This guy seriously needs to get his goals straight.Number 1
And the number one worst idea in anime is, yes, the infamous baloon-boob idea from Negima. In this scene, all the girls are in the bath and are having a contest to see who has the biggest boobs. The winner "gets" Negi, who is currently staying in Asuna and Konoka's room. Now, Negi likes where he is and doesn't want anyone else to "get him," so he decides, since he's a wizard, it would be an amazing idea to turn Asuna's breast into baloons so she'll win the contest. There was nothing even remotely smart about this idea. First of all, who the hell is going to fall for that? I'm pretty sure there's not a single person out there who thinks it's natural for a girl's breasts to start rapidly inflating until they're each about the size of her head. And second, couldn't you just tell the girls you want to stay where you are? I mean, you're an adorable ten year old boy. They're not gonna force you to do anything if you shoot them a puppy face or something. But no, you chose boobies over reasoning and landed yourself the number one spot in the top five worst ideas in anime.
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