Sunday, August 1, 2010

TOP 5: Most Destructive Anime Characters

NUMBER 5

Our number five most destructive anime character is...actually five characters. The combined effort of the entire main cast of The Wallflower has helped them steal a spot on the list. Without even trying, these four gorgeous boys and this way beyond creepy girl manage to either hurt someone, destroy a building, or blow something up in just about every episode. And Sunako is so creepy, she breaks lights and wilts flowers just by walking around. So what the heck is the landlady doing entrusting her expensive mansion to five teenage wrecking balls? I haven't the faintest.

Number 4
The number four spot goes to Sora Hitoshi from Kashimashi ~Girl Meets Girl~ who hasn't really destroyed much property wise, but did manage to destroy a boy's life by crushing his body with his alien spaceship and accidentally reconstructing him as a girl. What does he do to apoligize? He broadcasts the story to the whole city, thus making the poor boy into a local celebrity constantly chased by reporters. He then continues to move into his house, mooch off him and his parents, and constantly conduct personal experiments on the poor victim. But hey, he's a heartless alien. He doesn't know any better





Number 3

Number three goes to the infamous Dokuro Mitsukai from Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan. You can assume anyone who carries a huge spikey club around has got to be destructive, and at least in Dokuro-chan's case, you'd be right. This girl violently kills Sakura at least twice in every episode. So not only is the guy dead, but now there's blood and guts all over the walls and doors. Sure, she always brings him back to life, but it still kinda sucks to have your head blown off with a club.






Number 2




Full Metal Panic? Fummofu's Sosuke Sagara has stolen our number two spot. Anyone surprised? Didn't think so. Sosuke is a millitary freak who can't seem to figure out that blowing shit up in a peaceful community is a big no-no. Anyone who carries a gun (or several) to school is most likely bad news. Sagara seems to think it's okay to wave a gun around like it's nothing, and that dedination is the solution to any problem you may face. Needless to say, this leads to a lot of destruction.
















Number 1



And the number one spot goes to Excel Excel from Excel Saga! Why? Well let's see. She hits people with suitcases, kills the original Manga artist, causes about fifty car crashes, beats up her work friend, blows up a building killing that work friend, and tries to eat a stray dog all in episode one. Need more? Well for one thing, she works for a secret orginization that plans to take over the city. Which, I'll admit, you could blame on her leader, Il Palazzo, but at least he keeps his ass in his chair and out of the city. And I can't tell you how many buildings (and space ships) she's either blown up or set on fire. Thus, Excel Excel is without a doubt the most destructive character in anime.








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